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Southern Fried Headlines


Weekly Podcast featuring Headlines that are deep-fried and covered in gravy with a side of biscuits.

Sep 13, 2019

Welcome to the first episode of the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, today we tell you about the true history of the english language, why Monopoly is getting harder for men and why Sasquatch isn't to blame for bridge repair delays.

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Mom arrested after letting children ride in an inflatable pool on top of a vehicle
https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/mom-arrested-after-letting-children-ride-in-an-inflatable-pool-on-top-of-a-vehicle?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

Breakfast & Break-In: Burglar Is Caught Cooking Morning Meal In Man’s Home, Tells Resident To “Go Back To Sleep”
https://bossip.com/1783750/burglar-caught-cooking-breakfast/

English is actually Chinese, scholars claim
https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3769893

Cheetos Puts Its Orange-Dusted Fingerprints All Over Fashion And Beauty World With 'House Of Flamin' Haute'
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/cheetos-puts-its-orange-dusted-fingerprints-all-over-fashion-and-beauty-world-with-house-of-flamin-haute-300908872.html

Coffee madness descends on Halifax in Dorian's wake
https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/coffee-madness-descends-on-halifax-in-dorian-s-wake-1.4583397

Bank accidentally deposits $120,000 in couple’s account; they spend most of it, then get charged with theft
https://www.boston.com/news/national-news/2019/09/08/bank-accidentally-deposits-120000-in-couples-account-they-spend-most-of-it-then-get-charged-with-theft?fbclid=IwAR2GHC72q5MGRL0btkjM8iGZdbu2Cy9uakGtCkn2SIB2yVRSXFNOLE04S1k

Women get more money in new feminist Monopoly
https://www.9news.com.au/world/monopoly-new-rules-women-more-money-board-games-news/f3818c40-7176-480d-ae11-a55f13334b9c

Adopted penguin chick at Sea Life London to be raised as gender-neutral
https://www.independent.ie/world-news/and-finally/adopted-penguin-chick-at-sea-life-london-to-be-raised-as-genderneutral-38484789.html

Officials: Bigfoot Not to Blame for Bradford Bridge Project Delay 
https://www.sevendaysvt.com/vermont/officials-bigfoot-not-to-blame-for-bradford-bridge-project-delay/Content?oid=28333377